'Twas The Night (Organization 13 Style)'Twas the eve of Christmas, throughout our castleEveryone is sleeping, no man's a hassleOur weapons neatly place high above our chairsAnd a half-naked British drunk asleep on the stairsNumber eleven's snug, warm in his rose coloured threadThree is passed out with hair curlers on top of his headAnd I in my musical nightcap, and eight in a room agleamHolding a plushie of thirteen and having steaming fiery dreamOutside my window I hear a loud shatterI sprung off my sheets to investigate that unruly chatter"You idiot." I hear one of them spoke."Make sure all sleep. No one should woke.""Fine. Fine. You miserable kook.I'll make sure
Kingdom Hearts Christmas Song SpectacularSoraGood evening everybody. You may know me as Sora. The main protagonist who wield the mighty Keyblade.[Riku clears throat]SoraWe, all of us here at Kingdom Hearts would like to wish you a Merry Christmas.LarxeneOr a Happy Hanukkah!LuxordHappy St. Stephen's Day!RoxasWhat about Kwanzaa?DemyxSilly Roxas. There is no black people in Japamerica.[A Shadow Heartless became sad]BeatYo. Yo. Wha do ya mean there's no black people in Kingdom Hearts? Wha about yours truly?NekuFor the last time you idiot. You're not black. You're not even Asian.RhymeSorry big brother. Better luck next time.BeatThat sucks yo!VanitasCan
Saix and Demyx Day-OffSaix: (On his desk writing the daily report until the the walls shakes and stuff fell on top of him) Dammit! Can't a guy get some work done here!!! (He bash open the next door to find Demyx rock'n out with the stereo on full blast)Demyx: (Playing with his air guitar and rocking)Saix: Demyx!....(the music was too loud for his voice to get through) Demyx!!!!!Demyx: (Look up to see Saix at the doorway) Hey puppy!!!!!Saix: Turn....music......loud.....Demyx: What?!Saix: Turn down that music. It's too loud!!!Demyx: What!?!Saix: The music is too loud!!!!Demyx: I can't hear you!!!! The music is too loud!!Saix: Turn it (Demyx lower
"Alive"-OneshotDisclaimers: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or any of its characters. They belong to either Disney or Square-EnixWarnings: character death--------------------------------------------------------------------------Alive......Alive...... alive........ ALIVE!I am alive!I.. I believe so. How else am I able to compress these thoughts? They are not like my master's thoughts, though I can still connect with his thoughts, dreams, and memories. Why among all my brothers, those who are like me, why am I chosen to sudden break the eternal bond with my master and form memories and thoughts of my own? Strange.... very strange indeed.But it would